What do you expect...?
· Your last name stays put.
· The garage is all yours.
· Wedding plans take care of themselves.
· Chocolate is just another snack.
· You can be President.
· You can never be pregnant.
· Car mechanics tell you the truth.
· You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
· You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt...or a lid on a jar...or a steering wheel when backing up a vehicle.
· Wrinkles add character.
· Wedding dress – $500; Tux rental – $100.
· New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
· One mood all the time – or at least for longer periods of time.
· Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
· You know all kinds of useful information...like stuff about tanks.
· A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
· You can open all your own jars. (LUCKY!)
· You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
· If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
· Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
· Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
· You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
· Everything on your face stays its original color.
· The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
· You can play with toys all your life.
· One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons.
· You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
· You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
...No wonder men are happier!
4 comments:
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I agree with most of these, but Russell has many shoes and he is good about making sure he is wearing brown shoes with a brown belt, etc. Also, he used nail clippers instead of a knife. However, I wish men were the ones pregnant! I'm NOT in any hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you ever hear from Alayna?
That was cute. So many of those things apply to T.J. I was chuckling to myself as I thought how true they are.
Fun post Jenn!
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