63 reasons why I have not blogged for a week:

I have had a few people remind me that I need to blog, so I finally came up with 63 excuses...I mean, reasons for my lack of blogging:

63 Reasons NOT To Blog

(This list is in no particular order...I didn't have time....)

1. Too busy reading other people's blogs
2. Sleep (need I say more?)
3. Blogger was down
   
4. Someone else just blogged about the same thing
   
5. The picture I took didn't turn out
6. Forgot to take a picture (and we all know I am not creative enough to blog without a picture!)
7. This would be my 105th post, and I'm afraid that makes me one of those blogging addicts I always hear people make fun of
8. It's actually nice outside and you never know when it'll start snowing around here
9. Too far behind in blogging events
10. Can't decide which entry to write first
11. I have started keeping a running list of things to blog about that I apparently don't really care about or I would have blogged about them by now, and anything that can make me do something that stupid should not be supported
12. I just did my nails, and typing would mess them up
    
14. My blogging isn't as interesting as other people's
15. People might read it and see what a dork I am
16. Too busy working on the recital
17. Should be working on the recital
18. Nobody reads it anyway
19. ...yeah, okay, three people...
20. ...they probably should be doing other things too
21. Too much trouble to find and edit in all the links I want to add
22. Need to redo my templates and style sheets first
23. I might embarrass my family
24. I wore the same outfit twice this week because I need to do laundry so bad
    
25. I can draw pictures in the dust on the shelves on the entertainment center
26. I might start a series that I'll have to obsessively keep up with (i.e. Jess's countdown last year....haha!)
27. I actually have to do something interesting in order to have anything to blog about
28. Jordan needs the computer
29. The ironing pile is growing
30. The fish bowls need to be cleaned
31. Maybe I should be doing the dishes
32. It's been 10 days, so the Amish Friendship Bread needs to be made
    
33. I would rather read a book
34. Blogging is not a recognized career path (even for the online universities)
35. I could be shopping on ebay
36. 24 (on DVD)
    
37. If I did it today everyone would start to expect it every day
38. Some psycho might deduce where I live and steal all my good stuff
39. Wastes electrons
40. Rented a movie for tonight
    
41. Jordan might make fun of what I post
    
42. People in China don't have blogs (please don't ask me how that is relevant, but it is true)
43. I might accidentally give away how self-absorbed I am
44. I might use up all of my good ideas
45. The internet connection is too slow
46. The batteries are going dead on the laptop
47. Windows crashed...again
48. Settlers
    
49. I think I'm going to be busy tonight
50. I have to learn to 'photoshop' pictures into 'betterness'
51. I haven't posted all the other things I've got a draft for yet
52. People might think I have nothing better to do
53. I have to return some emails
54. I need to delete a few thousand emails
55. Not enough time before I have to leave the house
56. The post will be longer than anyone could reasonably be expected to read
57. No one will leave any comments anyway
58. Wouldn't exercise be a better use of the time?
59. Might get carpal tunnel if I type too much
60. This chair makes my hinder-part fall asleep
61. I'm late for something
62. I need to surf the blogs I read yesterday to see if anyone has responded to the comments I left
63. Most people are just going to skim over this list because it is so long, and that is very discouraging

Disclaimer: I really do enjoy blogging, it just seems that lately I have not had enough time for it. I hope you all get a kick out of my little collection of excuses! ;)